Compilation 4: Bud Talkinghorn

The Liberals take a mid-morning siesta

Don Martin, political columnist for The National Post, reports that when he visited The House of Commons mid-morning Tuesday, there was not a single Liberal sitting. Wasn't it the Liberals who kept proclaiming that there was urgent business to wrap up before their summer break? And didn't they blame those dastardly Conservatives for obstructing and slowing down the work of the house? As Martin put it, "Arrogance has returned in the form of their apathy." It is an arrogance that is bottomless. Even the Liberals' little buddies, the NDP, are getting annoyed at this disdain for principled behaviour. Pat Martin, the NDP MP from Winnipeg, stood in the House of Commons the day before the no-confidence vote and said, "The Liberal Party is institutionally psychopathic. Its members do not know the difference between right and wrong and I condemn them from the highest rooftops." Well spoken Pat.
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Unfortunately, he voted to support that same government. NJC



Bin Laden is really Hitler in disguise

The obvious tip-off is their mutual hatred of Jews. Hitler blamed every economic problem that Germany had on them, ditto Bin Laden for the Muslim world. They both had this grandiose ideology postulating that their vision of purity should rule the world. With Hitler it was that the Aryan race should comtrol the "lesser breeds", which of course, Bin Laden and his ilk were part of--definitely below the subhuman Slavs. Now Bin Laden holds to a equal order of the worthy. They include the extreme sects of Sunni Islam. No others need apply. Druze, Ala'wites, Shi'ites--infidels all. The purification method is simple, put them to the sword.

When it comes to blowing up your own followers, that gets a bit tricky. You have to look long and hard into your own heart. Happily, you have al-Queda as your spiritual guide. The believers should be happy to die as martyrs. Likewise, when Hitler was told that the Russian were infiltrating Berlin through the sewerage system, he said, "Well, blow it up." When he was told that tens of thousands of Germans were using it as sanctuary from the incessant Allied bombing, he coolly replied, "The German people have let me down. It is the price they must now pay." Bin Laden could echo that sentiment, so when Sunni kids get slaughtered in his orchestrated suicide missions in Iraq, it is simply their early crack at the 72 virgins. In short, both these men are certified crazies. But they both had the ability to sway millions to their psychopathic viewpoints. And like the Nazis, al-Queda must be totally ground into dust for mankind to progress. There is no middle ground here. We win this battle, or we lose every advancement of Western culture. If you are frightened of this conflict, just think of a world ruled by the Taliban.

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These fall into the realm of who gives a hoot about these people

The secret about Tinkerbell that Paris has kept hidden

It has been revealed that the original Tinkerbell was suffocated in Paris's handbag. This was not intentional, but rather a tragic accident. It seems that Tinkerbell had snuggled down in the bottom of the bag and then was suffocated when Paris stuffed in an Armani cashmere sweater on top of him. Since all this breed look alike, she simply bought a new one. However, she makes sure that his head is always poking out before tossing in designer garments. Rumours that she was going to replace her replacement Tinkerbell with a Persian kitten have no validity.

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Michael Jackson's trial. Some free advice.

Does it bother you, as it does me, when there is talk about Michael being judged by a jury of his peers, that there really aren't any such people? Well, maybe if they could round up R Kelly, Roman Polanski, Paul Benardo and his delightful wife, along with Fatty Arbuckle; then the boy might have a chance at a fair trial. Otherwise it is simply a kangaroo court jobbie. Those folks just don't get the Hollyweird vibe. It would help if he got a haircut and stopped dressing like one of the Beatles on the cover of Sergeant Pepper. And that velvet topcoat and pyjama bottom combo has to go. Open the window, Michael and let a few decades in. And for God's sake, don't take the stand, where they will bring up the hyperbaric chamber and your masked kids. It is bad enough to have a skeleton in the closet without it being the Elephant man's.

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