Western Humour: Oil and PM

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in Canada. Well, there's a very simple answer.

Nobody bothered to check the oil.
We just didn't know we were getting low.
The reason for that is purely geographical.
Our OIL is located in
Alberta
Newfoundland
Saskatchewan
and
B.C.
Our
DIPSTICKS
are located in
Ottawa, ONTARIO


Oh Canada

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at The Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks.

Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your Clock will move." "Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie." "Incredible," said the man.

"And whose clock is that one?" St.Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock.

The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"So where's P*** M*****'s clock?" asked the man. "M*****'s clock is in God's office.

He's using it as a ceiling fan!"


Thanks to SK; I am always happy to hear from the West.

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